Traffic Cone, the newest dildo

It’s not actually shaped like a traffic cone. It does carry the color of a traffic cone, solid orange.

I didn’t set out looking for an orange dildo, but I was having a hard time choosing between pink, purple, blue, and black, which - for the curious minds - are the main colors of dildos. In my mind, each different color brought a different attitude to the dildo, a totally different energy for the experience. Maybe not? But MAYBE. And I was considering the benefits and repercussions of that, when I came across the orange delight.

Oh! Orange Delight is a much better name. Like a naughty dessert. Probably frozen bananas and pussy fruits dipped in chocolate. Lots of the latter, we really only need a couple of the former.

And a solid vibrator. Oh right- that’s why I went shopping- because I had left my delightfully delicious cordless magic hitachi wand, wrapped in silk pajama shorts, in the bedside cabinet in the trailer my sister and brother in law loaned me over Christmas, the one they take their children on camping trips with. It’s a pain in the ass to get it out of storage- it had been returned there before I discovered the missing wand- and now it will stay there until the next time it’s pulled out for a family trip. So I needed a replacement.

I had already selected a vibrator- turns out it’s much smaller than expected, less than ideal surface area, but otherwise comparably delightful- except once you start browsing around online for sex toys and accessories, the more you’ll get suggestions from the online for sex toys and accessories. So I went on a few side quests, did some BDSM fantasizing, even imagined a whole identity around the strappy, studded things, and leather things, and boldly mine accessories.. ooh it all gives me the PQs. Pussy quivers, in case you did not know.

Anyway that’s when I ran into the colorful dildo attitude energy dilema. Which was resolved with the discovery of a good sized, wavy shaped, vibrating tipped, orange dildo. Suction cupped or strap-on harnessed, my goodness how versatile!

And that is the origin story of Orange Delight, the newest dildo.