Why yes, kind sir, I did drive on the rim.

That is why I am here at your tire shop.

I was a little quick to the jump- already had one condescending male experience on this adventure and I was definitely expecting another.

I think I scared him.

Why can’t the bolt just stay in the tire? Just shhhhh shhhh shhh just put all this back together how it was, except this time put magic stuff in the tire so it can hold air WITH the bolt. GLUE! We need special glue.

That was incorrect. I needed a new tire. He actually was a very kind sir.

The second one.

That first one- well he can eat a bag of dicks is what he can do. Eiw it makes my skin bristle. That attitude- you silly damsel, of course you have a flat tire HUN, girls need to actually learn about vehicles- SWEET BABY JESUS it makes me want to flick him in the eyeball! The fumes of narcissistic ego bullshit are strong and gross.